I just booked for April..........

I have been watching airfares from Boston for a while now, and one finally popped up that I can live with.

So I'm going in three short months.  WOOHOO.  You have to love blowing your tax return before you even file.  That's how I roll.  I guess

I have no idea where I will be staying, but, as always, I'll be looking on the cheap side.  Because that's how I roll too.  Low.

Right now, having put less than an hour's thought into this trip, I'm considering staying downtown.  Some people hate the downtown area, but I'm a fan of good old Fremont St.  I'm also a fan of cheap. Maybe I've mentioned it before. 

I will, however, bide my time a bit and see what the sometimes fickle gods of comps will through my way.

So, if you are semi-interested, stay tuned. 

I'll also throw out a link I've referenced before, but it's worth repeating - http://www.fremontstreetbars.com/ . They don't pay me for pimping them or anything, but I'm open to all forms of corruption.

Have a nice day.

Bags are Packed!!!

Getting on the plane in a little while, hopefully the thunderstorms in the midwest won't slow me down.

Because I'm way too cheap to pay a resort fee or pay for my internet at the hotel, you will have to wait until I get home for all of the salacious details of my trip.  If you are truly interested (and I can't believe you would be), you can stalk me on twitter - @seanbeh3

Wish me some luck. 

And, as always, thanks for reading.

I Want to See What's Up at the D

In downtown Las Vegas there is a hotel and casino that used to be Fitzgerald's, now it's "The D."  Kind of a lousy name for a hotel/casino, but apparently it's now a "resort".  As in "The D Resort".  Still a lousy name.

I liked the old place just fine, it had a fake/creepy Irish theme and a nice balcony bar upstairs that looked out on the Fremont Street Experience.  It was a fun enough place, good dealers at least.  I stayed there once years ago, the rooms were fine enough in a Howard Johnson-type way.

Last year, Fitzgeralds was bought out by the guys that own the Golden Gate.  I haven't been there since, but these guys did a great job fixing up the old Golden Gate, so I'm optimistic here.  They built the Long Bar, supposedly the longest bar in Nevada (and who am I to argue), which looks like a pretty cool place to hang out in the pictures.  I'm also excited about Sigma Derby and "vintage" gaming on the second floor (Vegaschatter.com  tell you what sigma derby is).  If nothing else, the news coming out of the place makes me damn curious.

Oh, and Vegaschatter also reports that The D is hiring 100 party pit dancers.  Which also makes me curious.

But I think I'll still call the place the Fitz.

Places I'll go in Vegas, part 6

A bit more than a day to go, a long flight, and I'll be in Fabulous Las Vegas, NV.  So today I thought I would make a quick post in my amazingly unpopular series, Places I'll go in Vegas.  

I will take some time during the day and head off the strip to visit the Palms, the Rio, and the Gold Coast.  Why, you probably didn't ask?  Because I have never been there.

The three casinos are clustered a little ways off the strip.  Way too far to walk, but there is a free shuttle bus that leaves from Bally's.  I honestly don't know much about them.  I know the Palms is a classy, upscale joint for the hipsters, I know that Rio has a popular nightclub for the over 40 crowd, and I know that Gold Coast is part of the Boyd group, meaning it's a decent low-roller place.  I've also heard that the buffet at Gold Caost is cheap and pretty good, so maybe I'll do that too.

Oh, and I've heard that the cocktail waitresess at the Rio wear very skimpy outfits.  I will investigate this rumor thoroughly.

So, once again, as a free service to all my stalkers, here is my itinerary thus far:

1. Holsteins at the Cosmopolitan
2. The Mob Museum downtown
3. Margaritaville at the Flamingo
4. Public House at the Venetian
5. Canevale at the Palazzo
6. Rio/Gold Coast/Palms

Well, once again, thanks for reading.  And wish me some luck, eh?

A general plan for the first night....

When I go to Las Vegas, I don't like to overplan.  It's a vacation.  One of the things I like most about Vegas is that it's a 24/7 town, more so than any other place I know.  You can loung at the pool, make a run at a craps table, settle in at a bar, take an afternoon nap, whatever.  And you don't feel like you are missing anything.  It's wonderful.

So, unlike flying into some places, I'm not worried about arriving at ten o'clock at night.  The cabs will be there, the hotel will be ready to check me in.  The town is just barely waking up at ten o'clock.

So I have a general, and very flexible, plan for my first night.  After my long confined flight, I want to do two things when i get off the plane: walk alot and eat.  So I'll settle into my hopefully super-cool room at Planet Hollywood and then run out to eat.  Since I'll be so hungry that a quality meal would be wasted, I'll eat for fuel rather than satisfaction.  I'm thinking that I'll walk over to the brand-spanking new Metro McDonald's on Harmon Ave.  I have my doubts that it's any different than every other McDonald's on earth, but I'll let you know.  When I'm sufficiantly stuffed with greasy fast food, I'll start walking.  Generally, the plan is to cross over to Caesars, move south to the Cosmopolitan, where I'll sit at the Chandelier Bar and watch the beautiful people walk bye for a bit.  Last on my list for night numero one is the Monte Carlo, I like the front bar there.  A few rounds of video poker, a beer or two, by that time the adrenaline will have worn off, and I'll start feeling the long day.  Maybe 1:00 AM, I'll have one (or two) more beverages at a bar at PH, see the club girls and the other cool kids walking by, see if I can spot the working girls.  And then to bed.  Call it a bar crawl if you will, it's more of just a walk.  With beer stops.  Like I said, all plans are flexible, and I'm easily distracted, so there are no guarantees.

Since my body never quite catches up with the time change, I'll probably be up at 6:00 AM or so, looking for that big over-the-top breakfast, one of my favorite things about Vegas.  And then we will go from there.

Thanks for reading.
 
*BTW, spellcheck doesn't seem to be working.  Forgive me.

One week away............

Only one week until I take the long flight out west to my favorite desert paradise.  I've been terribly busy with work, so it hasn't really sunk in yet, but I'm sure that by this weekend it will.
Of course, as my luck tends to run, there is a hurricane moving up.  I'm pretty sure that it will be gone by next week, but just another thing to worry about.
If you've been following, I split my stay for the trip, three days at Planet Hollywood and two days downtown at the California downtown.  It might seem a bit crazy, moving from hotel to hotel, but it makes sense for me, and many of my fellow posters on Tripadvisor do the same thing.  it gives me the sights and restaraunts and such on the strip, and the better gambling downtown.  Same city, but the two areas have different "vibes" to them.

Anyway I've been posting a bit here and there, will be fine tuning the details of my trip in the next week or so.

Thanks for reading!!

Five Hotels in Vegas, Part 4

Hey, I'm back with my totally biased thoughts, impressions, bitching, and random musings on Las Vegas hotels and casinos, five at a time.  I'm working my way north on LV Blvd (The Strip), accompanied by crappy and innacurate maps made by an idiot (me) on google docs drawing, as well as whatever pictures I have laying around.  I will also note the player's club associated with each property.

Thanks to everyone reading, feel free to say hi and tell me how wrong I am about places.

Some places I have spent a lot of time in, some I've barely walked through, but all are reviewed honestly and without any kind of inducements or compensation offers from the casinos.  Please note I am open to any and all forms of payoffs and general corruption.

1. Caesars Palace - (Total Rewards)  I started with Caesars because, on my crappy map at least, it takes up quite a lot of space.  In real life, too, this place is huge.  Giant.  Vast. It's also rambling and confusing, so be prepared to get lost in here.  Alas, that really isn't a bad thing, at Caesars at least.
   If I had a lot more money to spend on hotels, this is where I would stay every time.  It's absolutely my favorite spot in Vegas.  This place is what Vegas is all about.  It's over the top.  It's kvetchy.  It's where Evel Knevial jumped over the fountains, for chrissakes.  A guy walks around dressed in Roman garb saying "I am Caesar, welcome to my Palace" (I'll guess that the real Caesar didn't have six-pack abs, but lets leave historical accuracy to the side for a now.)  If a terrorist threatened to blow up every casino in Vegas except one, I would shout out "Save Caesars!!"  So yeah, I like the place.
   Have a fruity drink outside at the Spanish Steps and watch the world go by.  It might be the best people-watching spot in the city.  Sit in the big comfy sports books and watch the Red Sox blow it again.  Oogle the best looking go-go girls in Vegas at the Pussycat Dolls party pit, or the maybe-naked dancers behind the screen at the Shadow Bar.  Or do as I do, sit at the bar playing VP and watch the crowd roll by.  The crowd at Caesars is so eclectic, the beautiful people, the filthy rich, the fanny-pack socks-with-sandels crowd, the club girls, and yes, later at night, the working girls.  Be warned (or enticed, depending on your tastes) the hooker count at Caesars is very high.
  There are several specific things that I like about Caesars.  I always make it a point to have a drink at Cleopatra's Barge, which actually sits in water and rocks with the patrons.  In the past, they have had live music here.  People dance, it's a good place for the over thirty crowd that isn't up for the insanity of the club scene.  There is no cover here.  There is, however, a masthead depicting Cleopatra that hangs out over the walkway in front of the bar.  And I mean hangs out.  She has giant bazooms.  A classic and only slightly naughty Vegas picture is someone reaching up and coping a feel from Cleopatra.  Google it, if you don't believe me.
   I don't eat much at Caesars, as the restaurant selection is a bit fancy for my tastes, and tends to be pretty pricy.  I've eaten at Bobby Flay's Mesa Grill twice, as I'm a big fan of him on the Food Network.  The food is very good, but I think my expectations are maybe unreasonable.  It's on the cheaper side of Caesars restaurants, which does not mean it is cheap at all.  They do serve lunch, however, which brings it down a few bucks.  I also like that when they designed the place they didn't put the bar into a crappy corner as some high-end places do.  Eat at the bar in some high-end places and you feel like a second-class patron.   This isn't true at Mesa.  Well done, Bobby.
  As to the gambling, I mostly play slots and VP here, as the limits on craps are a bit high for me.  I also like the sportsbook, which is big and comfortable, and open to the casino floor.  One of the best in town.  In the casino, you can really see big money being thrown around.  You can also spot quite a few rolexes here.  Yes, my friends, this is one of the places where the big money is.  Despite that, I have never felt out of place or unwelcome at Caesars.  Bartenders, cocktail waitress, casino staff, cigarrette girls (yes, they still have cigarette girls!!) have always been good to me.
  I've never actually stayed at the hotel, as it's a bit out of my price range, but according to people on the Tripadvisor board, some of the rooms are better than others.  They have a whole bunch of pools, including a European pool, meaning ladies can go topless, if that's your thing.  As a guy, it would be a bit pervy to hang out there, but maybe I'm just not European enough.
  Caesars is also attached to the Forum Shops, which is basically a high-end shopping mall.  There are some good budget(ish) places to eat here, but I don't go shopping in Vegas, so I can't really help you out much here.

So I love Caesars, and I'm pretty sure that's the most I've ever wriiten about a hotel, so let's all move on with our lives, shall we?  Let us cross the street and go cheaper.

2. Bill's Gamblin' Hall and Saloon - (Diamond Club) - Despite being owned by CET, Bill's isn't part of the Total Rewards network, which I suppose makes perfect sense to some marketing excutive.  Personally, I don't get it, as Bill's has nothing to be ashamed of. 
  Bill's is pretty much the opposite of Caesars in many ways.  Bill's is very small, it's affordable, it's unpretentious (notice how they misspelled "gambling" in the name.)  It has two restaraunts, Bill's Steakhouse and the Victorian Cafe, both of which I've eaten at and are very good for the money.  The Victorian Cafe is actually one of my favorites, it's open 24 hours and serves a wonderful steak and eggs.
   Like everything at Bill's, the casino is small and friendly.  They have five-dollar crap games, which are hard to find on the strip.  The big bar in the middle of the palce (I guess that must be the saloon part) has some great bartenders.  There used to be a great (free) lounge show there too, Big Elvis, but I guess he has moved over to Harrah's.  There is a hot nightclub here too (or so they tell me) Drai's After Hours, which doesn't open until 1:00 AM and goes all night.  Since my body is on East Coast time, I wake up early, and it's fun to walk down to Bill's at 6:00 AM and see the worn out club people stumble out into the morning light.
  I've never stayed at Bill's but they send me great offers through the mail, and you can't beat the location for the price.  People say the rooms are small and nice enough.  The place has no pool though (although you can use the one at Flamingo) so staying here in the summer wouldn't work for me.  Maybe I'll consider it for a winter stay.

3. Flamingo (Total Rewards) - Yes, this is the place Bugsy Siegal took two in the hat for.  Sit at Bugsy's Bar and drink a toast to him if you must.  Nowadays, it's the home of Donnie & Marie and Jimmy Buffet.  I think Bugsy would get along fine with Jimmy Buffet, Donnie Osmond maybe not so much. 
  I honestly don't have many impressions about the casino at the Flamingo, I know I've been there a few times, but I guess it's not too memorable.  I do like the Margaritaville restaraunt.  Yes, it's a chain, it's cheesy, it's overpriced, and it's way too cute.  The food is decent, however,(if overpriced), the place is laid back, the crowd is fun, and the outdoor bar is one one of my favorite places to have a drink and look out on the strip.  When people ask me where they should go in Vegas, I send them here for drinks and the view.
  They opened the Margaritaville casino since I've last been out, it's on my Places I'll Go list.  It looks like the kind of place where you can have an adult beverage and shoot some craps at 9:00 in the morning without being judged.  I like that.
  Never stayed at the hotel, but it's moderately priced, and people love the pool.  The buffet also gets pretty good reviews, I might hit it up for breakfast on my next trip.

4. Imperial Palace - (Total Rewards)  The official basement of the CET empire.  You might want to get here soon, because I'm geussing it will be gone, or radically changed, in the next five years.  The IP is consitantly one the cheapest place to stay on the strip and, by all reports, you get what you pay for.  I haven't spent much time here myself, and never stayed here (although I would consider it, cheap bastard that I am), but I'm definately going by next time, if for no other reason than to score a casino chip for my collection.  They also have my coveted five-dollar craps table here, by all reports, so it seems a bit odd that I've never ended up in the place.  Go figure.
  I have been to see the Auto Collection here.  I'm not really a car guy, but it is pretty cool.  It's free and a nice way to get out of the afternoon heat for an hour.  People rave about Hash House a Go Go here, I've never been but might get there.  They say the portions are huge though, so I will wait until I'm hungry enough.
  If you are thinking about booking here (or Harrah's, or Flamingo) be aware that there is construction going on in that area.

5. Harrah's - (Total Rewards)  I always seem to end up at Harrah's, although I can't really place why.  I'm hard pressed to think of a good reason to recommend it.  Like Flamingo and Bally's, it's a pleasent enough place, moderately priced, and has a great location.  The casino is huge, and a bit confusing.  It is also always crowded, and a bit claustraphobic.  I think my Grandma would think this would be a great place to stay (if Grandma didn't think Las Vegas was Satan's lair).  I guess "generic" would be a good way to describe Harrah's.
  They do have a great outdoor bar at Harrah's, the Carnaval Court.  It's a good spot to sit, and they have live bands (often pretty good ones) and a general party atmosphere.  They don't charge a cover and have "flair" bartenders, who are friendly and somewhat impressive.  Personally, I like the friendly but could do without the flair, just bring me my beer.  Unfortunately, to get to the place you have to run a gamut of sidewalk kiosks selling crap, which bugs the hell out of me. There is also a piano bar inside Harrah's, if that's your thing, and the Big Elvis lounge show has moved here from Bill's.  Big Elvis is a fat guy doing a bad Elvis impersonation and telling terrible jokes.  It's a great "Only in Vegas" show.  Really, go see it.  It's in the afternoon, it's free, and I'd pay double that to see it.
  My most treasured memory of Harrah's is that this is the place I won some real money on the dollar wheel.  I always have to play the dollar wheel once, and this is the only time I ever hit.  Maybe that's why i keep coming back.

So that's my five for today, thanks for reading, and have a good day.

Places I'll Go in Vegas, part 5

Hey - I'm back with another update in my trip-to-Vegas itinerary.  Today's addition is Carnevale at the Palazzo.  This is a brand new thing apparently, or at least something I've never heard of.  It lasts pretty much all summer, and is a nightly show that includes a parade nightly through the Palazzo and Venetian casino, ending by the gondola rides out front (here's a map )  at 8:00 and some kind of light show hourly starting at 9:15.  There is also some sort of "complimentary" party at the Azure club nightly starting at 9:00, I'll probably skip that though, as it's not really my scene.  They also list children's activities and say "price varies", meaning it probably ain't cheap to keep the kiddies busy. 

So it appears to be a free way to kill a bit of time.  Judging from the pictures, the theme seems to be "Renaissance" Carnevale, rather than the crazy semi-nekkid street parties of Rio Carnevale.  A bit of a disappointment, to tell the truth, but it looks worth checking out anyway.  And hey, its free.  What's better than free.

So, as a service to any potential stalkers, here is my itinerary thus far, in no particular order.

1.  Holsteins Shakes and Buns at the Cosmopolitan
2.  Mob Museum downtown
3. Margaritaville at the Flamingo
4. Public House at the Venetian
5. Carnevale - at the Palazzo

Well, until next time.  And thanks for reading!

Places I'll go in Vegas, part 4

This one just came on my radar, but it looks so good I had to put it on my list.  I need to add some new things, nobody wants to fall into the rut of just hitting the same places over and over again.  I don't know how new this place is exactly, but it's new to me!!

Public House at the Venetian.  The Venetian is a great place to walk around, it really is a beautiful property, and I've always found it less pretentious than it appears to be.  The last time I was in town, I had a great lunch at First Food there, a terrific spot with a nice view of the strip.  It was pretty empty when I was there, and there was a great bartender who let me try a couple of local beers they had on tap.  I'll probably stop in there too, but Public House has really caught my attention.  The Venetian is certainly a high-end place, but they do have a few restaurants that are very good and don't have outrageous prices. 

Looking over the menu at Public House, it is certainly fancier than your average pub food.  They call themselves a "Gastropub", which I really think means slightly fancier pub.  They also advertise that they have "Nevada’s first certified beer cicerone – the equivalent of a wine sommelier."  I think this means that the staff knows their way around the beer taps.  I love craft brews, and like to try the local brews when I travel, so I often ask for recommendations from the barman.  I'm guessing the people here can help me out.  Keep the flair bartenders, please, give me someone who knows what "hoppy" means.

So, if you are keeping track, or planning on stalking me, here is the list so far.

1. Holsteins Shakes and Buns at the Cosmopolitan
2. Mob Museum downtown
3. Margaritaville at the Flamingo
4. Public House at the Venetian

The worst casino in Vegas just got a little worse

Many years ago, I used to like the Las Vegas Club.  I liked the gambling, I liked the sports memorabilia, I liked the Great Moments restaurant upstairs, and the friendly staff.  I liked the bar with cheap drinks and good bartenders, where you could sit for a while and watch the crowd on Fremont Street.  Later I liked the R & B singers in the back lounge.

Alas, all those things are gone now.  Every time I visit, one more piece has disappeared.  The bar is still there, but nothing else, and the staff generally seems like they would rather be somewhere else. 

I just found out that Tinoco's Restaurant is closed.  It was a very good place, crammed into the back of a very bad casino.  The room was bright and pleasant, the portions were big, and the price was good.  I'm not saying the food was the best in town, but you could tell that the people at Tinoco's cared about their product, their restaurant and their customers.  Everything the Vegas Club seems to have lost interest in.  And now Tinoco's is gone.

The Vegas Club is owned by the same people who own the recently remade Plaza across the street and the recently closed Western Casino on the far end of downtown Las Vegas.  The Vegaschatter website has speculated a bit that the Vegas Club might be in line for a makeover as well.  They also noted that the hotel portion mostly seems to be closed.  All the activity by the owners on the three properties makes me think that the owners maybe actually have a plan.  Maybe.

As of right now, the Vegas Club casino has one thing going for it: location.  It's on the corner of Fremont and Main, surrounded by the newly remodeled Plaza, the expanding Golden Gate, and the never-ending luau that is the California.  Maybe they will sell the place, although I can't imagine who would buy it as it is. 

The sad fact is that the place is falling down, and no one seems to give a crap.  Not too long ago, the same could have been said about the Plaza and the Western.  The owners fixed the Plaza and closed the Western, so I'm guessing some kind of change is coming soon for the Vegas Club. 

Maybe.

Five Hotels in Vegas, part one

Having nothing particular to write about today, I thought I would just start a walk across Las Vegas and give my random thoughts on the hotel/casinos I've been to.  I've spent a lot of time in some, barely any time in others, so I'll just throw out the things I liked or didn't like and general impressions.  I'll also note what player's card is used in each different place.

Just for structural purposes, I'll go five hotels at a time, starting on the south end of the strip and generally working north.

1. Hooters - (Owl Rewards) - I've actually stayed here twice.  It's very cheap, and has a decent location. But yes, you get what you pay for.  Rooms are standard and a bit run down.  Pool is OK,  a bit small, but the pool bar is a fun place.  Actually, all of the bars are fun.  As you would expect, the place is downscale, casual, and unpretentious.  Never ate at the actual Hooters restaurant on site, but I've had a couple of good breakfasts at the Mad Onion restaurant there.  Nice cheap crap tables.  The place has new owners, if someone were to drop a bunch of money to update the place, it would be a good budget option.  I might go hang out there again, but I think I'm done with staying there.

2. Tropicana - (Trop Plus Players Club) - A few years back, new owners put a lot of money into fixing this place up, and boy did they do a fabulous job. The theme is "South Beach", but I've never been to South Beach so I don't know if it works or not.  I like the casino, it's bright and fun.  The cafe by the pool is good, prices are a bit steep but portions are huge.  People seem to love the pool, I've never been to it, but it seems like a hip party pool where the beautiful people hang out.  Thus, it's not a place for me.  Overall, a pretty fun place.  Good cocktail service.  I actually wanted to stay here when I went out this summer, but couldn't get a good enough price.

3.  Excalibur - (MLife) - An MGM property.  Originally built to attract families, now has go-go dancers and a male stripper show.  I ate dinner at the buffet once, was no terrible, but not very good either.  A lot of kids walking around, which annoys me a bit.  I found a 5 dollar craps table here once with some great dealers and had a very good time.   If I go back here, it will only be because of the memories of the good times I had at the craps table.  Free tram to the Luxor and Mandalay Bay.

4. Luxor - (MLife) - Another themed property owned by MGM.  Alas, once you get inside, it's damn hard to find any evidence of that theme, making the coolest building in Vegas from the outside remarkably generic on the inside.  This was actually the first place I ever stayed in Vegas, but I really can't think of anything there that would bring me back.  Not that it's a bad place so much, but.........uninteresting.  Free tram to Mandalay Bay and Excalibur.

5. Mandalay Bay - (MLife) - The classiest place on the south strip.  I love their breakfast buffet.  Once I was wolfing down my third plate there (I like to get my money's worth) and the Miss Universe contestants came in.  8:00 in the morning, they were wearing high heels and the sashes.  Boy, those girls sure loved that omelet bar.
  This place is a bit too hipster for me to spend too much time in, but I like the Ri Ra Irish pub, when I was there last there was a great Irish band from NY playing.  The Burger Bar gets great reviews, I might make it there someday, I've tried before but the line is always out the door.  People on the Tripadvisor forum consistently say this is a great pool to bring your kids to.  Which makes me not want to visit the pool.
  Whenever I'm there, there seems to be a big convention of some kind.  Overall, this is an awesome property, but a bit too upscale for a simple man like me.

Well there's numbers 1-5.  When I'm inspired to do 6-10, I'll keep moving up the strip.

Thanks for reading, and have a nice day.

Places I Will Go in Vegas #3

Well, I'm still a good ways away from my July trip out to Sin City, and maybe I'm over planning, but I am ready to reveal spot number three on my lame-o Vegas trip.

Margaritaville casino at the Flamingo. I'm no Parrothead, although I can really rock a God-awful Hawaiian shirt.  I've been to the restaurant, the food is overpriced and generally OK, but the drinks are good and the view is fantastic.  Mostly, what is drawing me to the place is the Five O'Clock Somewhere Bar.  I like me a good bar.

I'm mostly a beer man, but the drink menu looks promising.  They have "flair" bartenders, which I find mildly entertaining. 

As I said before, I like bars.  The 5 O'Clock Somewhere Bar, like so many good bars in Vegas, is open 24 hours.  In Las Vegas, on vacation, with my body clock stuck on Boston time, I've been known to indulge a wee bit before lunch.  So, maybe this is a place for me.  Either way, I'm looking forward to finding out.

So, to update, here is my list so far:
1. Holsteins Shakes and Buns
2. Mob Museum
3. Margaritaville Casino

Stay tuned, see how things change.

   *picture stolen from Margaritaville website

Oh, the Places I'll Go, #2

This is item numero dos on places I'm planning on visiting during my July trip to Las Vegas. 

The Mob Museum - It seems like it took forever to build this place, but apparently it's ex-mayor (and ex-mob lawyer) Oscar Goodman's dream come true.  People seem to be saying it's worth the trip.  Hey, it won't be the first time in Vegas history that the mob livened up downtown.

I really have no idea what to expect, and I'm certainly no mafia-groupie or anything, but it actually looks pretty cool.  I've scheduled this for my travel day (also known as my sobering-up day).  I have a late flight and generally plan to just hang around downtown for the day, and this seems like a good way to kill a couple of hours before hopping on a plane and heading back to my real life. 

I took this picture years ago before they started construction.  Pretty building, eh?



So if you are keeping track(and I can't believe you would be),  my list so far is:

     1. Holsteins Shakes and Buns



     2. The Mob Museum

Ten good things about the Riviera

A couple of days ago, I posted a bit about the problems the Riviera.  But God help me, I'm an optimist. As I said in my previous post, I still like the place and visit every time I'm in town. The Riviera still does a few things right that keep bringing me back.  Here are ten of them.

   1. Good gambling. The new owners are promoting the place as a destination for "real gamblers", as opposed to a place for the high fashion, go-there-to-be-seen, nightclub crowd. They have good table game rules, and I've never had a bad dealer there. They also treat low-rollers (such as myself) with respect and welcome their business. This is not true of all places in LV.
    2. The Queen Victoria Pub - A real British pub. Well, OK, a fake British pub, but as real as anything in Vegas. I thought putting this place in was a great idea, and whenever I go, there is a good crowd(unlike in the casino), so maybe it's paying off for them. The Brits show up to watch the European sports, I show up because they draw a good pint of Guinness (surprisingly hard to find in Vegas), and because it's a relaxing place with great, friendly service. There is a niche here, and I think they did a good job of filling it.

   3. They have a good cheap food court. They also put in some cool old pinball machines here. If they put in some skeeball lanes I'd settle in for a few hours.

   4. It's next to the Peppermill, maybe the last good(not great, but close) restaurant/lounge on the strip. Believe the hype, it's worth the trip. Good food, big portions, decent prices, strong drinks, weirdo lounge decor, and a rare cast of characters make this place a real find.

   5.  The staff has always been friendly to me. This is a big plus.

   6. They send out a lot of comps if you have their players card. I get them regularly. I haven't used any yet, but one day they will get to me. 6.They have a bingo room. Bingo is not my thing, but a lot of people get terribly excited about bingo.

    7. They seem to have a good convention space. I know nothing about conventions and less about convention space, but it seems pretty big to me.

    8. They have a good (and affordable) comedy club. I'm a big fan of comedy clubs. Usually, I'd rather go cheap and see new faces rather than pay big bucks for a headliner.

    9. Roller Derby. Yes, roller derby. And I've heard the girls go drinking at the Queen Vic afterwords. Sipping a Guinness and watching a rugby game in a bar full of vacationing Brits and roller derby girls? How cool is that?

  10. The old school neon.  Every remodel or update on the strip means less of the classy old neon.  Maybe you haven't noticed.  Outside of downtown, the Riviera has the coolest of the old neon.  You'll miss it when its gone.

What's wrong with the Riviera?

Recently there was an article in the Las Vegas Sun about the Riviera investing a bunch of money to renovate, which, IMHO, is welcome news anywhere. 

I'm a regular reader (and sometimes contributor) to the Las Vegas board on tripadvisor.com, and every now and then someone asks about staying at the Riviera.  The board is quickly inundated with dire warnings and horror stories about the place, which seem to have the desired effects of scaring people away.  Even my Frommer's guide lists this place as "not worth your time or your money."  They officially have a "bad reputation".

I'll admit to having a soft spot for the place.  It's certainly "old school", after all the great movie Casino was filmed there.  I also have a particular annoyance at people who complain that "Vegas hates it's history" and "Big corporations are destroying Vegas", and yet never venture down to the places that are trying to hold on to "the old vibe".  But I digress a bit.

Some years ago, never mind how long precisely, I stayed there.  It was my second ever trip, and I found the place perfectly acceptable.  Even then it was long past hip, but I've been past hip for a while myself.  There was nothing about the place that really wowed me, but I don't remember anything being particularly bad either.  When I make my wee jaunts out to the desert paradise, I always make a trip to the old Riv.  And every time I go, it seems more dated, more rundown, and less busy than the last time, which makes me a bit sad.  Yes, I'm a bit of a weepy sap about such things, but the Riviera was where I learned craps, thanks to the helpful, polite and terribly patient dealers.  The staff, overall, was really great - friendly bartenders, helpful dealers, and the guy that hailed my cab and gave me directions to a couple of places.  After quite a few years, I remember the good service.  There is a lesson there somewhere.

Now back to the headline of my little post, "What's wrong with the Riviera?" 

1.  It's old.  Built in 1955, which makes it very old by Vegas standards.  Old isn't really a bad thing.  Outdated is a bad thing.  The Riv is outdated, and it takes a good bit of money to fix that.
2. It's run down.  Again, a lot of money can fix that.
3. It has a very bad reputation.  Vegas is a town where such things can change though - not too long ago the Tropicana, the Plaza, the El Cortez, and the Gold Spike had terrible reputations. All have made something of a comeback since undergoing big redevelopments.
4. The north strip is dead.  When I stayed at the Riv, Stardust, Circus Circus, the Sahara, and the Stratoshere were all within walking distance.  Now only Circus Circus and the Strat are left and the Strat is too long of a walk for many people.  The Fontainebleau and the Echelon sites sit half finished and will not be finished for years to come.  There is no foot traffic and no big money anywhere in the area.  This is probably the Riviera's biggest problem, and the one the new owners won't be able to fix.
5. The casino is way too empty, and the few people there are low-rollers. As a low-roller myself, I'm not complaining, and you can certainly run a good business if you get enough of them in the door, but that just isn't happening right now.

I'm still optimistic since the place has new owners, and maybe a bit of money to spend.  They've sold the sister casino in Colorado, so it seems like they are all in on Vegas.

Good luck to you fellas.  If you go away, the people who never visited will cry.

A list of places I'll go in Vegas

I'm not going out for three months, so this list will be expanding and evolving with time, but here we go:

1. Holsteins - Cosmopolitan Hotel

I first went to Holsteins a short while after the Cosmo opened, mostly just because I was wandering around and hungry.  All I ordered was an appetizer, the Philly Cheez Steak Spring Rolls.  Oh boy were they good.  They also have a good beer menu.  And, of course, good looking waitresses.  Next time I'll certainly get a burger.

You should feel honored, Holsteins - you are first on my list.

Picture was stolen from their website, BTW.
  

Taxi stories.

Inspired by an article in the LV Review-Journal, I thought I'd share some quick taxi stories from my Las Vegas trips.

I usually do solo trips.  As a guy in his forties, alone, and frequently slightly inebriated getting into a cab, at least once a trip I get a driver who tells me he knows the best strip club or massage parlor.  No thanks.

I have had drivers ask me if I'm looking to meet women while in town.  I assume that if I say yes he will produce a card with a phone number for a Hot Babe Direct to My Room or some other shady commercial enterprise he will get a kickback for.  Nah, I'm just in town to gamble and have a few drinks.  I'd prefer not to risk a night in jail or a nasty disease.

Once, while riding from the airport to downtown, a driver asked me if I wanted to buy a beer from him for the ride.  I have no idea if that's legal or not, but I actually thought that was a nice service to provide.  I declined, but I found out he actually grew up not to far from me.  He gave me his card and told me to call him if I needed to go to  a strip club.  I took his card, but never made that call.  Nice guy.

As I mentioned in a previous post, all cabdrivers at the airport will try to take you the long way, but it's easy enough to avoid.  Once I was staying at Hooters, which is basically at the end of the airport road.  The guy tried to sell me on the tunnel.  "Traffic very bad now, we take the highway?" 
"No we won't take the highway.  I could walk to the hotel faster than driving the highway. (I think I actually could have).This ain't my first rodeo." (I really didn't say that, but I kinda wish I did). That guy got a not-so-great tip.

Anyway these things annoy the hell out of some people, but I just laugh them off.  I'm in Vegas, I'll be damned if a cab driver will bring me down.

Beware visitors, you will be long-hauled

In Vegas, they will try to long haul you.  Guaranteed. 

Long hauling is basically overcharging you for a taxi ride by taking the longest route.  The most common practice is for taxi drivers to pick you up at the airport and take you to your hotel via the highway, which, unless you are staying downtown, is almost always the long way by far.  The Las Vegas Review-Journal had an article today which basically said "No one really cares and this practice will continue."

So beware my friends.  Before you step into that taxi line, know where you are going and how to get there. A bit of time spent on google maps can seriously save you a good deal of money and time.

My personal tactic, being a very polite sort, is to say something like "I'm going to Bally's.  Is Paradise or Koval quicker right now?",  knowing full well it's basically the same route.  Saying this tells the cab driver that I'm not a rube and I know the scam, without being blatant about it.  If you are less worried about offending than I am simply say "Don't take the tunnel.  Don't take the highway.  Use the back roads. Please."  By law, drivers are bound to take you via the route you state. 

Oh, and if you get an honest ride, please tip.  Conversely, if you are long hauled, don't tip at all.  And don't feel bad about it.

If you are at the casino and need a cab, you can always ask the guy who hails them what the best route is.  He will even right it down or tell the driver if you ask him to.  Of course, you need to shoot him a tip as well, but it's money well spent.

And maybe the best tip ever, Never Never Never say to the driver "This is my first time ever in Vegas!"  or even worse "This is my first cab ride ever!"  Act like a pro, even if you aren't, and you'll be fine.